Diesel Stainless Steel and Leather Ring

Original Retail: $120 Price Paid: $24.99 Location: TJ Maxx

Actual Conversation:

"Wow! that's a nice looking ring!"

"Thank you."

"Where is it from?"

"Diesel."

"Oh, is that where you go to school or something?"

"No, it's where I go to buy jeans."

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